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Guest Blogger Special… Cheers..!!!

iStock_wine1It was one day while I was whiling away my precious time going through Khaled Hosseini’s most popular book “The kite runner” when  I happened to come across a part in the book where the main protagonist who is named Amir gravely contemplates his life and its inequities and asks himself “If there is anyway he can turn everything bad he did into good?” It sounded very familiar and then I reflected on that Isn’t this I’ve asked many times to myself as well?

At that very moment an uncommon thought struck my mind if is it really possible or can be made possible that there exists a thing which could cure every problem, right every wrong and render every bad  into good. And to my utmost surprise I did find the answer. The only word that rang bells of my mind and struck it real hard was the word

Alcohol

But then another thought struck my mind: Not everybody in the world is alcoholic or boozer and hence the word “Alcohol” does not apply universally.

So how should one who abstains from such stuffs should be alleviated of his/her pain?

And only then I decided that I should provide people with real benefits of Alcohol and provide them an insight into how better can they lead their lives without any further complications or trouble once they realize its true potential and worthy cause of its existence. This very post of mine is just to provide them with the real benefits of alcohol and clear every doubt that people have when it comes to Alcohol.

Let me make it very clear that it’s alright to be a drinker. Go ahead and tell this proudly and unabashedly to your Girlfriend and Parents. Let them all know that Alcohol is one and the only thing that breaks the ice, encourages bonding and no one is any worse for having a swig of the good stuff. Here’s how:

One way to ensure a book becomes a best-seller is to have the Govt ban it,or spread rumours that it is about to do so. That is very common here in India and has happened several times. The one way to ensure higher sales of items that many people indulge in is to ban them. The case of prohibition of alcoholic drinks is as old as history; the case of ban on smoking is recent. Both have proved to be flops wherever they have been tried. America went through many years of prohibition before it discovered it did not work. India tried it in fits and starts in different states and gave up after realising that however stringent the laws, people addicted to drink got it, if not legally, then some spurious substitute which took their lives. Gujarat is the one state which has refused to learn lessons. It was not surprising thus that last month over 150 people died after drinking some poisonous brew. Drinking is not a vice, drunkenness is.

All over the world adults are allowed to drink when and what they like. It is only when they get drunk and misbehave that they are arrested. Drink like a gentleman or a lady; it is a civilized thing to do. It breaks the ice and encourages bonding. If England had no pubs, life in the country would become drab. All over Europe the making of wine has become a fine art. People have wine-cellars in their homes; Europeans have their favourite wine with both meals. No one is any the worse for doing so.

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Indians have been drinking since pre-Vedic times. They were mostly home-made stuff or a cottage industry: arrak, mahua, tharra, feni, etc. With the advent of the Europeans, it was enlarged to an industry and we began to brew our own beers, distill whiskey, gin and rum. In recent years, we also started making wines. Vineyards came up in Maharashtra and Karnataka. So we have our own red, white and rose wines as well as Champagne. Many of them are as good as any imported wine, and are good enough to find markets in old wine-producing countries and earn us foreign exchange. Our aim should be to produce good quality beverages with low alcoholic content like lager, cider and wines rather than spirits like whiskey, gin, rum or feni. And at low prices which the poor can afford to buy. But will our stupid politicians ever learn any lessons?  The answer is one big “No”. They won’t as they have never been but we can surely change our perspective on how we look at Alcohol and its consumption. Remember excess of anything is bad and it’s not only applicable to alcohol but everything that exists around you.

Alcohol can also help restore peace all around the world as once you consume it ,irrespective of who you do it with, eventually you end up saying to every fella “ You are my best friend and the only well wisher and helps one to get over with animosity toward somebody oe something and hence encourages bonding and mutual admiration. And mutual bonding and admiration is first step toward restoration of Peace.

P.S :  Let me clear this that I’m a complete teetotaler myself(Am I?), far cry from a dipsomniac ,but then sometimes I don’t mind having “do boond zindage ke” or a lil swig by myself. It’s not that I wanna have it…no…it’s ‘coz I believe in restoration of peace throughout the world and imbibing alcohol is just a small step toward it ;)

In the end…I’m grateful to my friend Tejaswy for sharing his blog space with this post of mine. Thanks buddy…!!!

Cheers..!!

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Raj Gaurav

About me: http://futluse.blogspot.com/

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When people get drunk

Common lines after people get drunk…

Got this in my email…really liked it

1. Tu to Mera bhai hai…

2.You know i am not drunk…

3. Gaadi mai Chalaunga…

5. Tu bura mat manana bhai…

6. Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu…

7. Abe bol daal aaj usko, aar yaa paar….

8. Aaj saali Chad nahi rahi hai kya bat hai…

9. Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai…

10. Ye mat samajh ki piye me bol raha hu…

11.Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi padegi itnee…

12. Chhote, Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae…

13. Baap ko mat Sikha.

14. Yaar magar tune mera dil tod diya…

15. Kuchh bhi hai par saala Bhai hai Apna…

16. Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiye…Jaan chahiye hazir hai ???

17.Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi Chadee…shart laga saala aaj tu..

18. Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska…

19 . Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai

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People

Lots of people

Lots of people

People

After seeing almost all the major places in India and having spent almost 6 years of my life outside my home in a boyish environment I have come to the following conclusions

People do not change, the places change, the languages change, landscapes change, but people don’t.

I will speak more on that

In a group of friends you will always find some one who is

1. A emotional fool

2. A Traitor (Puts himself before every one)

3. Too witty

4. A Geek

5. A Screw up (Screwed from all sides)

6. A Miser (A leach to be precise)

7. Ever hungry (Always hungry no matter what)

8. A Hunk (all the girls go ga ga over)

9. A “know it all”

10. A Tanker

11. A dare devil

Know matter where you go …the gay factor follows you around; there will always be some one who knows a person who is gay.

Nothing really changes, May the proportion, but believe you me; you can always find some one you can relate to. This is a good thing as it will help you in dealing the person better. If you are willing to learn you can use these experiences to make new friends easily, as you know what that type of person likes and dislikes

But then life will always throw some thing new at you, so be prepared, my best advice to you when you move to a new place is to

à Be mum and listen to other people gossip. In this way you can have an action plan while dealing with him/her.

à Offer a cigarette, this helps to break the ice

à Host a daru party ASAP; this is the biggest ice breaker

As soon as you are done doing the above you will come to know what kind of friends you exactly want and the ones you want to avoid (you really would want to avoid those gay people, don’t you ?)

A few quotes of wisdom

“A man is know by the friends he keeps”

“Tell me who your friend is and I will tell who you are”

“Relatives you cannot chose, but friends you can, so choose wisely”

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