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Malaysian airlines

Malaysian airline

I must say when ever you are traveling in from India to another country please do not use Malaysian Airlines.

Well for starters they have the worst plane and well the food is not so good either.

For me it felt like traveling in an UP road ways bus, it was rattling and making noise. The only thing
That kept me going was the free beer and the juices. The female air hostess were not so good, well they Were polite but not so good looking and more over when traveling in a international flight for the
First time you want the best of everything.

The females dress was from head to toe and well more over they felt like the princess of the sky.

Asking them to get you a beer was like asking the Queen of England to wipe the floors. A pain in the ass,male attendants were much cooler chaps and well I guess they understood what a free beer means to People like us.The food was yuck, they gave rice and chicken and some dal, and they also included some sweet which was some kind of a Muslim thing I guess.

I could not hear the pilot clearly and he had a thick Arabic accent

Compared to the same Malaysian airlines from Kuala Lumpur to Perth, it was better with better looking females and male air hosts and better food to eat and better beer to drink.

Well i will put it this way. Food and air hostess in the domestic airlines in India are much much better than the ones here in Malaysian airlines.

If you have a choice the certainly do avoid Malaysian airlines and well if you don’t then I guess you
Better keep your hopes down.

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Perth Frenzy 1

okay my tickets have been booked for perth and i will be using the malayasian airlines.
This is simply because i did be act quickly enough to book the tickets.

SO here is the deal
I leave on Malayasian airlines on 19th evening at 2300 hours and i reach Kaula lampur at 7 am local

time.
I have to wait for another 2 hours to catch the connecting flight to perth i.e 900
I catch the plane to perth and reah perth 1600 hours.

That is the current plan

Now here is the best part
My good friend santosh p (www.santoshp.com) tells me that they serve free drinks on a international

flight ,Free beer,Free rum  but no ciggrates alas.
Now that is a good news.
I get me a drunk real nice on the flight to KL and get sobered up at KL airport.
Shop at the duty free there and wait for the next flight.

After i get me on the next flight i get me drunk again and sleep as it is a good long distance.
Wake up and perth here i am ..

Go to the accomidation provided by the hostel and sleep like hell.

Some tips santosh p gave me which i want to share with you

1.If you want to get drunk like hell (Capt.Jack sparrow  type) go for rum

2.If normal drunkedness (O! hazoor tera tera tera suroooooooooooor! type) go for beer,he tells me that

they have a good variety of beer and that too free

3.Try to nice to the airhostess,It is up to their discreation to give you more beer or not.

4.Try to sit next to the bathroom or the next to the airhostess.As it some times happen air hostess sit

in the last vacant seats and you can talk to them ..exchange phone numbers emails and hook up later on

(wishful thinking for me) but any way if you have a urinary bladder as big as a peanut you might want

the toilet to be near so that you don’t have to walk too far to pee and you cause  the least amount of

inconvience to the fellow passeanger.take the last seat next to the asile.More over you can look at

the passenger coming to pee… ( you pathetic bastard!! )

5. If you are nice to the Airhostess they might even had you over free beers cans when you leave the flight.Be very nice to them.You can drink thise free beers when you are waiting for the connecting flights

6.Duty free Duty free.
Buy Rum at the duty free shops atthe airport.
I plan to buy me rum at the duty free shop in perth.I buy me my ciggs at IGI duty freeshop.Classic Regular.
FYI you can smuggle 240 ciggs and 2.2 litrs of alchol legally.
So Wish me luck dudes

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