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This post is directed to my sister who recently brought a Iphone 4.

” Ha ha……you cannot use the phone  you want to ” – Nelson Muntz

Give the hatred i have for the biggest con man of the century, Steve jobs, My sister , my own blood, went ahead and brought herself an Iphone 4g with out even my consultation.

And now she will be paying for it….very very dearly.With the legendary poor service of AT&T in America,  and the fluctuating signals and the grip of death

Now before we proceed I think it is essential that you see this clip from “Futurama” season 6 titled “The killer App”

Iphone 4 futurama

Coming back to the grip of death, this is what Steve Jobs had to say initially about it

Steve Jobs wrote back to one Engadget reader with a terse one-line response: “Just don’t hold it that way.”

And this is what Nokia said indirectly poking fun on the Iphone.

You can hold  nokia phone in any direction with out effecting the reception and call quality

I mean really Steve? really, You are going to tell people on how to hold a cellphone instead of fixing the glitch.

Then came a series of so called “fixes”.

You need to buy a rubber bar for your iphone if you want proper reception

Now a few days later Apple guys came to an conclusion and announced that the glitch was in the phone s/w which calculated the bars to be wrong

Upon investigation, we were stunned to find that the formula we use to calculate how many bars of signal strength to display is totally wrong. Our formula, in many instances, mistakenly displays 2 more bars than it should for a given signal strength. For example, we sometimes display 4 bars when we should be displaying as few as 2 bars. Users observing a drop of several bars when they grip their iPhone in a certain way are most likely in an area with very weak signal strength, but they don’t know it because we are erroneously displaying 4 or 5 bars. Their big drop in bars is because their high bars were never real in the first place.

Now I am wondering what good is a cellphone which cannot make calls?

Its just a Ipod touch, is it not.?

Anyway now after that email from Steve jobs there was one more rumour that Apple already knew about the glitch and wanted to ent up the sales of the its iphone covers

Interestingly, a user on our sister forums who took back his phone to complain about this problem was given a free £25 ‘bumper’ case – perhaps adding fuel to the rumor that Apple was fully aware of this issue before launch…

here

This is just wonderful.

It keeps getting better and better by  every single passing day.

I knew some thing was wrong when the iphone 4 demonstration went wrong at the keynote
Do watch.

I love the part when one of the guys says use Verizon !!!
A shorter version of the same

Steve sells you a iphone

Steve tells you how to hold a iphone

Steve tells you how to dress your iphone

Steve tells you who to call from your iphone

Steve tells you what to wear when you use an iphone

Steve tells you how to live with your iphone.

Ahh Steve..you never cease to surprise me.

New features of the Iphone 4

Video calling

My motorazer v 6 ferrari edition had video calling….. I brought it 2 years ago. I used it once as i thought it was redundant  but i was very happy with the performance

Multi Tasking

I mean really, I never knew that the iphone did not have multi tasking until now….none of the iphones had multi tasking?

My Motorazer had multi tasking, my nokia N79 had multi tasking, My Blackberry ( my precious ) has multi tasking

No wonder the greatest con man on earth is Steve Jobs….

All his fan boys are like Zombies, o better put by this guy  “like democrats”

Also to add that there is one more thing common between Apple fan boys and Aamir Khan fan boys…they will just buy any thing their leader has to offer…even Poop

So in short… to my sister…may the iphone 4g bring a little superficial and pseudo happiness in your life.

This is what happens when you deceive your own blood.

The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers