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3 idiots .. Really?

Am I the only person who did not like 3 idiots?

It was a stupid movie.

The movie was supposedly based on the book “5 point some one” and Chetan Bhagat had a spat over it with the producer over the book

I mean yes the movie is a copy of the book with a few hindi movie touches here and there ….but if i were Chetan Bhagat I would have disassociated my self from themovie because the movie is a insult to my intellectuality (even though I think I am saturated with foolishness but hey nothing is 100%)

Where do I start my ranting…?

Ya the first day of your college ranting you electrocute  your senior ….believe me no matter how big a hotshot your dad is, you are dead the next day.

In our engineering college if we had a junior who spoke to us in a slightly high tone we made sure to set an example of his actions to others.

but no…our Amir khan (Rancho) electrocutes his senior with no consequences. huh!

Ya, Amir khan is a “know it all” guy who can read faces, give parents a parenting class, ride around in Delhi with out a helmet, triple with three people on the bike, Knows more than the University Dean him self.

I mean really, The main emphasis of this university dean was to ” Learn by Rote”,  How the hell did he become the dean of a university if all he did was learn by rote?  You just do not become a professor by teaching, there is a big and a steep curve to become a professor, you need to write journals and articles which need to be published in magazines and reviewed, You need to guide 10 to 20 students to a PHD. And please, Boman Irani , no matter how good a actor he was was looking stupid in the portraying of the dean.

He can write with two hands at once…really?

Only sleeps for 4 hours in a day, and gets his shave in his sleep, powernap….!! Come on.

Vaccum cleaner modify , flooding in delhi…. O come on!!!

Half of the jokes were stale and have been heard over and over again

1. Why did the Americans not use a pencil in space?

Of course they could have used a pencil in space, that is what they did before they made the pen.

There exists a common urban legend claiming that the Americans spent millions of dollars developing the Space Pen, and the Russians used ordinary graphite pencil.[1] Russian cosmonauts in fact used grease pencils on plastic slates until also adopting the space pen in 1969 with a purchase of 100 units for use on all future missions. [2] NASA programs previously used pencils (for example a 1965 order of mechanical pencils[1]) but because of the danger that a broken-off pencil tip poses in zero gravity and the flammable nature of the wood present in pencils[1] a better solution was needed. NASA never approached Paul Fisher to develop a pen, nor did Fisher receive any government funding for the pen’s development. Fisher invented it independently, and then asked NASA to try it. After the introduction of the AG7 Space Pen, both the American and Soviet (later Russian) space agencies adopted it.

2.Working of a 4 stroke engine?

Bhrummm…bhurmmm bhurmmmm. Really? this is the first joke you crack when you enter an engineering college

3. Do you have any idea who I am ?

The movie copied this ad in the movie

The movie was not funny.

I will count out the bits where I laughed.

The scene with the dogs named a kilo bit , mega bit and giga bit,that was genuine joke . I cannot think of any more….

O wait…. I know… Hmmm the one where kareena says “Why Gujjus name their food so dangerous ?”

And I think that is it.

O please, chatur’s balatkar speach was pathetic… I was twitching in my seat. But apparently I was the only one in the hall twitching and crumbling

I really thought this was a insult to my intelligence.

My friend Sameer dev did have the opinion that this was the best movie ever….what does he know… he almost  got me killed an he is a economist and a Amir khan fan boy.

I will tell that Rang de Basanti was a nice movie which had a social message and was some what funny and genuine.

How the hell is the movie supposed to be in connection with Engineers.?

In what way and in what universe?

If you want a movie which relates to academic and engineering  then see  “A beautiful mind

A little bit about the protagonist  of the movie John Nash

Or  “The big bang theory”

Try watching this

Schrodinger’s cat  from the series “The Big bang theory”

and read the wiki article on it here

Now this was both educational and funny, Wouldn’t you agree??

But No…. Amir khan was a exceptionally great dude who could make final year project in his first semester itself, break doors with one hand, has the knowledge of good will of a saint, give parenting lectures, Child mortality rate, suicide rates in India, can bring the dead back to life  etc.

We were all expecting the story of the book rather than a moral science lesson from Amir khan

Well none the less with all of Amir Khans trips and hypes all over the country he did manage to pull of the biggest hits of the century, and thanks of his image  no one dared to speak against the movie.


Amair Khan Promoting the movie

Now he is in banaras

Sachin Promoting the movie

But I am a man who appreciates talent ( Or so I have been brought up to think) I will give amir credit where it is due..

this was one of the best marketed films. A medocare film made hit with a excellent marketing.

Great going Amir!

But the movie was not as good as hyped by the media.

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Sign kar mere bhai

The has to be one the the best scenes in the bollywood industry

I wonder how the screen play write thought of this

The movie is Deewar

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