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Iphone 4…..ha ha!!!

This post is directed to my sister who recently brought a Iphone 4.

” Ha ha……you cannot use the phone  you want to ” – Nelson Muntz

Give the hatred i have for the biggest con man of the century, Steve jobs, My sister , my own blood, went ahead and brought herself an Iphone 4g with out even my consultation.

And now she will be paying for it….very very dearly.With the legendary poor service of AT&T in America,  and the fluctuating signals and the grip of death

Now before we proceed I think it is essential that you see this clip from “Futurama” season 6 titled “The killer App”

Iphone 4 futurama

Coming back to the grip of death, this is what Steve Jobs had to say initially about it

Steve Jobs wrote back to one Engadget reader with a terse one-line response: “Just don’t hold it that way.”

And this is what Nokia said indirectly poking fun on the Iphone.

The Cup

The Thumb

The balance

4 edge grip

You can hold  nokia phone in any direction with out effecting the reception and call quality

I mean really Steve? really, You are going to tell people on how to hold a cellphone instead of fixing the glitch.

Then came a series of so called “fixes”.

You need to buy a rubber bar for your iphone if you want proper reception

This is the iphone 4 g bumper that you need to BUY in order to make it work.

Now a few days later Apple guys came to an conclusion and announced that the glitch was in the phone s/w which calculated the bars to be wrong

Upon investigation, we were stunned to find that the formula we use to calculate how many bars of signal strength to display is totally wrong. Our formula, in many instances, mistakenly displays 2 more bars than it should for a given signal strength. For example, we sometimes display 4 bars when we should be displaying as few as 2 bars. Users observing a drop of several bars when they grip their iPhone in a certain way are most likely in an area with very weak signal strength, but they don’t know it because we are erroneously displaying 4 or 5 bars. Their big drop in bars is because their high bars were never real in the first place.

Now I am wondering what good is a cellphone which cannot make calls?

Its just a Ipod touch, is it not.?

Anyway now after that email from Steve jobs there was one more rumour that Apple already knew about the glitch and wanted to ent up the sales of the its iphone covers

Interestingly, a user on our sister forums who took back his phone to complain about this problem was given a free £25 ‘bumper’ case – perhaps adding fuel to the rumor that Apple was fully aware of this issue before launch…

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This is just wonderful.

It keeps getting better and better by  every single passing day.

I knew some thing was wrong when the iphone 4 demonstration went wrong at the keynote
Do watch.

I love the part when one of the guys says use Verizon !!!
A shorter version of the same

Steve sells you a iphone

Steve tells you how to hold a iphone

Steve tells you how to dress your iphone

Steve tells you who to call from your iphone

Steve tells you what to wear when you use an iphone

Steve tells you how to live with your iphone.

Ahh Steve..you never cease to surprise me.

New features of the Iphone 4

Video calling

My motorazer v 6 ferrari edition had video calling….. I brought it 2 years ago. I used it once as i thought it was redundant  but i was very happy with the performance

Video calling, notice two cameras

Multi Tasking

I mean really, I never knew that the iphone did not have multi tasking until now….none of the iphones had multi tasking?

My Motorazer had multi tasking, my nokia N79 had multi tasking, My Blackberry ( my precious ) has multi tasking

No wonder the greatest con man on earth is Steve Jobs….

All his fan boys are like Zombies, o better put by this guy  “like democrats”

Also to add that there is one more thing common between Apple fan boys and Aamir Khan fan boys…they will just buy any thing their leader has to offer…even Poop

So in short… to my sister…may the iphone 4g bring a little superficial and pseudo happiness in your life.

This is what happens when you deceive your own blood.

The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers


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How can she slap ???

Well there are T shirts being sold in Australia  which go ……
“How can she slap”
Funny
I think she deserves it …the guys has gone down in the history with the motto “How can she slap”
One of the first step being taken against female cruelty towards human and how she got the poor chap beaten by a mob.
How can she slap…How can she slap….:D :D

A super model being slapped… I personally think it was her fault…she started out by saying…
“why don’t you fuck off?”
The guy goes on and says
“lets go  together”
Then the female looses her temper and whack…
The guy is like what the fuck…..more of a reflex than a attack…hey if some one slaps me I slap him by a reflex ….a split second.
well then the guy is bashed by a 1000 guys and his clothes are torn apart …all this while he keeps repeating
“how can she slap “
“how can she slap :sob: ”
“how can she slap :sob:  sir :sob:”
Well one thing i have to say to the guy,…..well she used her right hand to slap you …..
Well this guy has gone down in the history as the person who stood up against  female  cruelty….. I don’t follow the show but i think that he was kicked out…Literally kicked out
As for the model….. she will always be called  “how can she slap”
Go guy go…..

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AWACS… India gets two

These are the new pics of the seconds AWACS that is about to be delivered to India ….Most probably next year.

Look at the tail Number

Look at the tail Number

 The Tail Number is KW 3552.

This baby is being tested in the skies of Israel. It will be delivered to India,  probably  early next year.

 

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Tail Number KW 3552

 

 

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Tail Number KW 3552

 

 

Here is a the First AWACS, Look at the tail number

The tail number is  KW3551

Check the tail number of the First one KW 3551

Check the tail number of the First one KW 3551

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Burning trains in Bihar

A few moons ago I posted a blog post asking as to why Bihari’s are hated in Maharashtra.

Bihari’s are not so popular in Assam Punjab Delhi Harayana. UP.Pretty much. To sum up not very popular.

I was wondering as to why only the poor bihari is hated .Recently I found out  the reason the following article

A group of students travelling without tickets in an air-conditioned railway coach in the northern Indian state of Bihar were recently asked by the ticket examiner to vacate their seats.

Nothing unusual about that, but, in this case, the students took umbrage, and set four coaches on fire.

Panic-stricken passengers on the train travelling between the Indian capital, Delhi, and Rajgir in Bihar, ran out with their bags at Bihta station while the police and railway security looked on helplessly.

Railway authorities totted up the losses: each air-conditioned coach costs eight million rupees ($161,000; £98,000) to manufacture, and the losses from the Bihar incident cost the railways nearly $650,000.

This incident again proved that burning trains have become a popular form of protest and vandalism in Bihar.

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Biharis burning trains

Mission accomplised

Mission accomplised

Bihari’s burning trains

Now ticket less travel is common all over India.Be it Delhi, Assam , West bengal any other  part of India.

But burning trains for being  asked to evict a  seat for which you have not paid  is only common to Bihari’s

Click on the link below to see how many trains have been set on fire since 2000

Burning train

I mean why…why only Bihar is the trouble… ?

Is it some thing in their education system that does it.Makes them incompetent to understand .. why is it that bihar only has the maximum MP/MLA with the maximum number of criminal cases pending against them.

All I can say Bihar ? “question mark”

May be they show the same attitude,that they show in Bihar, in other states and probably that is why they are resented where ever they go.

Hey may be that’s only me.

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Brahmos Missile explained

What kind of name is Brahmos?

BrahMos was named after the rivers of the two countries taking part in developing of the cruise missile.

The initial name being taken from the river Brahmaputra  in India and the later part being taken from the River Moskov in Russia

And hence the name BrahMos.

What is Bhramos ?

BrahMos is a supersonic cruise missile that can be launched from submarines, ships, aircraft or land. It is a joint venture between India’s Defence Research and Development Organisation (DRDO) and Russia’s NPO Mashinostroeyenia who have together formed the BrahMos Aerospace Private Limited.

What is a Supersonic cruise missile?

A cruise missile is a guided missile that carries an explosive payload and uses a lifting wing and a propulsion system, usually a jet engine, to allow sustained flight; it is essentially a flying bomb. Cruise missiles are generally designed to carry a large conventional or nuclear warhead many hundreds of kilometers with high accuracy. Modern cruise missiles can travel at supersonic or high subsonic speeds, are self-navigating, and fly on a non-ballistic very low altitude trajectory to avoid radar detection.

Your wikipedia copy paste answer did not satisfy my query..answer it properly !

Think of this missile as a low flying Kamakazi jet plane…filled with bombs.These missiles travel very close to the surface of the earth and there fore avoid radar detection.These are guided by GPS on how to reach the destined path and hit the target

A video will help explain

In the later part of the video you will see that the missile just cruises along the terrain and is very close to the surface of the earth.

This is what a cruise missile is.

So what is a super sonic cruise missile?

These missiles travel faster than the speed of sound, usually using ramjet engines. The range is typically 100-500 km, but can be greater. Guidance systems vary.

What does  “Guidance systems vary” mean?

Because these missile travel so close to the ground and they turn to avoid obstacles like trees and buildings they need a eye in the sky.They also need to have pin point description of their location so that they can accelerate or decelerate their speeds.

A global positioning system is used to provide this to the Cruise missile.

Here the problem is that the GPS is owned by the US and they can turn it off at their time and will and hence forth we cannot rely on them.

We are developing our own version of the GPS called Indian Regional Navigation Satellite System (IRNSS)

It should be done by 2011.And yes it will guide the Brahmos in event of a war.


Anything  else I need to know?

Well you might be interested in the fact that Bhramos 2 has been developed and tested and is curently being inducted in the Indian Army

here is a test video of it.

Hope you like it

BrahMos II is a hypersonic cruise missile that has been lab tested with a speed of 5.26 Mach making it the fastest cruise missile in the world. BrahMos II is expected to be ready by 2013-14 and will arm the Project 15B destroyers of the Indian Navy.


Bhramos 2 to be inducted by 2011

I want to see it in action !

Okay here is a video of it in action.

Please skip to 0:53 seconds for the actual test.

You can see how accurate the missile is.
It hits the triangly thing in the wall.

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