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Iphone 4…..ha ha!!!

This post is directed to my sister who recently brought a Iphone 4.

” Ha ha……you cannot use the phone  you want to ” – Nelson Muntz

Give the hatred i have for the biggest con man of the century, Steve jobs, My sister , my own blood, went ahead and brought herself an Iphone 4g with out even my consultation.

And now she will be paying for it….very very dearly.With the legendary poor service of AT&T in America,  and the fluctuating signals and the grip of death

Now before we proceed I think it is essential that you see this clip from “Futurama” season 6 titled “The killer App”

Iphone 4 futurama

Coming back to the grip of death, this is what Steve Jobs had to say initially about it

Steve Jobs wrote back to one Engadget reader with a terse one-line response: “Just don’t hold it that way.”

And this is what Nokia said indirectly poking fun on the Iphone.

The Cup

The Thumb

The balance

4 edge grip

You can hold  nokia phone in any direction with out effecting the reception and call quality

I mean really Steve? really, You are going to tell people on how to hold a cellphone instead of fixing the glitch.

Then came a series of so called “fixes”.

You need to buy a rubber bar for your iphone if you want proper reception

This is the iphone 4 g bumper that you need to BUY in order to make it work.

Now a few days later Apple guys came to an conclusion and announced that the glitch was in the phone s/w which calculated the bars to be wrong

Upon investigation, we were stunned to find that the formula we use to calculate how many bars of signal strength to display is totally wrong. Our formula, in many instances, mistakenly displays 2 more bars than it should for a given signal strength. For example, we sometimes display 4 bars when we should be displaying as few as 2 bars. Users observing a drop of several bars when they grip their iPhone in a certain way are most likely in an area with very weak signal strength, but they don’t know it because we are erroneously displaying 4 or 5 bars. Their big drop in bars is because their high bars were never real in the first place.

Now I am wondering what good is a cellphone which cannot make calls?

Its just a Ipod touch, is it not.?

Anyway now after that email from Steve jobs there was one more rumour that Apple already knew about the glitch and wanted to ent up the sales of the its iphone covers

Interestingly, a user on our sister forums who took back his phone to complain about this problem was given a free £25 ‘bumper’ case – perhaps adding fuel to the rumor that Apple was fully aware of this issue before launch…

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This is just wonderful.

It keeps getting better and better by  every single passing day.

I knew some thing was wrong when the iphone 4 demonstration went wrong at the keynote
Do watch.

I love the part when one of the guys says use Verizon !!!
A shorter version of the same

Steve sells you a iphone

Steve tells you how to hold a iphone

Steve tells you how to dress your iphone

Steve tells you who to call from your iphone

Steve tells you what to wear when you use an iphone

Steve tells you how to live with your iphone.

Ahh Steve..you never cease to surprise me.

New features of the Iphone 4

Video calling

My motorazer v 6 ferrari edition had video calling….. I brought it 2 years ago. I used it once as i thought it was redundant  but i was very happy with the performance

Video calling, notice two cameras

Multi Tasking

I mean really, I never knew that the iphone did not have multi tasking until now….none of the iphones had multi tasking?

My Motorazer had multi tasking, my nokia N79 had multi tasking, My Blackberry ( my precious ) has multi tasking

No wonder the greatest con man on earth is Steve Jobs….

All his fan boys are like Zombies, o better put by this guy  “like democrats”

Also to add that there is one more thing common between Apple fan boys and Aamir Khan fan boys…they will just buy any thing their leader has to offer…even Poop

So in short… to my sister…may the iphone 4g bring a little superficial and pseudo happiness in your life.

This is what happens when you deceive your own blood.

The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers


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Apple Ipad, Chinese Iped

Given my legendry hatered for Apple products  and chinese fake copies… I really want this.

The chinese version of Ipad. The Iped

This one is actually good as it has a Android 2.0 OS blue tooth and is carrier independent and wifi enabled. So instead of spending a bungle of money on a Ipad which you know will be soon outdates as steve will come out with a Ipad 3GS you get yourself a Chinese iped

Apple Ipad Chinese Iped
Operating system Apple iPhone OS 3.2 (build 7B367)

CPU 1 GHz Apple A4

 

Power VR SGX 535 GPU

 

Storage capacity Flash memory

16GB, 32GB, or 64GB models only

 

Memory 256 MB DRAM built into Apple A4 package

 

Display 1024 × 768 px (aspect ratio 4:3), 9.7 in (25 cm) diagonal, appr. 45 in2 (290 cm2), 132 PPI, XGA, LED-backlit IPS LCD

 

Input Multi-touch touch screen, headset controls, proximity and ambient light sensors, 3-axis accelerometer, magnetometer

 

Camera None

 

Connectivity Wi-Fi (802.11a/b/g/n), Bluetooth 2.1+EDR, USB 2.0/Dock connector

Wi-Fi + 3G model also includes: A-GPS, micro-SIM slot, Quad-band GSM 850 900 1800 1900 MHz GPRS/EDGE, Tri-band UMTS 850 1900 2100 MHz HSDPA

 

Online services iTunes Store, App Store, MobileMe, iBookstore

Dimensions 242.8 mm (9.56 in) (h)

189.7 mm (7.47 in) (w)

13.4 mm (0.53 in) (d)

Weight Wi-Fi model: 680 g (1.5 lb)

Wi-Fi + 3G model: 730 g (1.6 lb)[9]

Features:

CPU: VIA 800MHz

Software: Google Android 1.6

Screen: 8 inch LCD, touch display with IPS technology, 800*480px

Ebook: Built in iReader software, support TXT, UMD, CHM, HTML, PDB etc.

Memory?87.95M, support TF card up to 32GB extended

Multimedia codes: Support MP3, MP4, AVI, Word, Excel, Mail, Ebook, video online

Netbook support: Ethernet 10/100M, WiFi: 802.11B/G 

High-fidelity stereo speaker output

3.5-mm stereo headphone jack

Microphone, Dock connector port

USB slot

WiFi, Alarm, Calendar, Contacts, Documents to go, Email, iReader, Maps, Browser, Voice recorder, Gravity Sensor

Size: 221*180*15mm

Net Weight: 593g

Color: White, silver

Battery: 2100MAh

Package including:

1* Charger
1* USB data cable
1* 2GB Micro SD Card

 

Well sure the chinese version is a little bit behind in the specs, but its a hell lot cheaper than the Apple version and if you upgrade your android version to 2.1 it will give you a processing at par with the Apple ipad.

Where can you buy your self an Iped???

The same place you can buy a Space suit.

Ebay

Iped sale here

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Blackberry continued

Continued from Blackberry my precious

Finding a carrier for blackberry in Australia.

The main functions of a blackberry are the unlimited free email service and the internet browsing experience.

Now both of these are dependent on carrier and the plan you are in.

After a lot of beating around the bush in Australia, I found out that there is a plan on three which allows  business people who  come into Australia for short periods of time to take a postpaid blackberry plan with all the goodies included. Sorry no prepaid here

  1. Free unlimited blackberry email
  2. Free unlimited blackberry internet
  3. and $350 worth of calling

this cap is called the business cap

http://www.three.com.au/pricing?mod=MobilePlans&planType=New%20Caps&planName=$35%20Cap

Click here and check the “sim only” plan with $35 plan.

You get free unlimited blackberry internet along  with $350 of calling value. Its as good as it gets I guess.

Blackberry and an Iphone

Many people tell me that an Apple Ipod is way way better than a Blackberry.

How can you even compare them….Blackberry is for business people who have to be  email all the time and replying to emails.

The Blackberry physical keyboard is the best there is …typing on it is like typing on a real keyboard and the Pushmail service makes it being on a messenger.

Now iphone is nothing like that.

Of course you have a Pushmail service in Iphone, they are a paid service they cost some where from $150 a year

http://www.apple.com/mobileme/pricing/

and they are not that good. At that price you can buy a new apple hardware product every 3rd year.

There is one thing that i will give to apple which is the app store. it has million and billions of apps.

Though  Blackberry does not have so many apps in its store but you will find an app for pretty much anything you want.

And did you know that anything before iphone 4 does not have multi tasking  ( no music and web browsing at the same time)…I mean what the hell, my 4 year old Moto razer had multi tasking!!!! it also had video calling,,,I ve never used video calling  in it though…it is a redundant feature…. would you not use Google talk to video call for free rather than use an expensive video call.

Google for Blackberry

You will find  google has a host of apps which you will love

http://www.google.com/mobile/blackberry/

There is a Twitter app, Facebook app and a Foursquare app.

If you get a Blackberry I am pretty sure you will love it.

But do keep in mind that a Blackberry is meant to be used in a 3G environment and not a GPRS environment.

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My Blackberry…My precious!!!

My precious

Well this is what I have been after I have laid my hand on my Blackberry Bold  9000.

My sister brought this when she was in India, her plans changed and she moved back from where she came ( No not hell ). As she had brought this Blackberry back in India it was locked to Airtel.The blackberry did not work for her in America.

My Nokia n79 had a problem with the motherboard and the wiring went poof. But I must say that in spite my prejudice for it , it had performed pretty well, The push mail service was okay, there were a few apps in the app store and the OVI suite is apparently the best in its class. I can send a SMS from my computer by plugging in the cellphone. How neat is that.? Well it was a  bit slow but well you cannot expect to get every thing right int he first go do you ?

Now coming back to the Blackberry Bold.

The first thing you realize when you first lay your hands on this baby is that it is fucking bold.

The display is relay really bright… and hence the name Bold. This  one is a keeper. You can use it under the 12 pm sun with out a hitch.

They have squeezed twice the number of pixels that are required on the same amount of screen and hence the powerful display.

Unlocking the Blackberry from Airtel

Well all blackberries in India are locked to the respective carriers.

I do not exactly know why but they have some kind of a security issue with it.It is easier to track down your BB if some one steals it.

This is how you go about it

You will need to write them (Airtel)  an email telling them that you cannot use the Blackberry with them as your dog died or grandma is sick, it doe not really matter. A cellphone carrier in India cannot keep a cellphone locked to himself, Its against the rules refer  TRAI guidelines.

I, for example gave this

To: bb.support@airtel.in
From: Tejaswy  Date: 04/17/2010 12:04PM

Subject: Blackberry In Australia

Hello,

I am in Tejaswy.I live in Perth Australia.Recently when I was in India for diwali my dad gave me a blackberry from Airtel.Now this phone worked well for the few days I stayed in dehi.Now due to some unfortunate unforeseen circumstance I had to move back to Perth and I will be staying here for another few years.
Now when I insert my local sim “3″  it shows as the Blackberry is locked to the AIRTEL.  <—insert anything here

I took it to “3″ shop near by they asked me to write an email to you asking the blackberry unlocking procedure and the unlock pin.

If you could please send me the Blackberry unlocking pin and the procedure I will be very grateful to you

Regards

Tejaswy

For which  they replied  in affirmation asking my IMEI number and BB pin.

I gave it to them and they sent me an email in a matter of hours telling me how to unlock my Blackberry.

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Note: Please ensure that Airtel Postpaid Sim Card should be inserted in Blackberry while performing the steps.
1. Turn wireless off ! VERY IMPORTANT
2. Go to ‘Options’ and click on ‘SIM Card’
3. Type ‘MEPD’  (You will not be able to view it)
4. Type ‘MEP2′  (You will not be able to view it)
5. Enter the unlock code
6. Press enter
7. Reboot device
Please revert us if your issue gets resolved .
Should you require any assistance, please do not hesitate to contact us. You may email us at bb.support@airtel.in or call our 24 by 7 helpdesk @ 7070.
Assuring you the best of our services.

===

Now that is what I call a satisfied customer.

My precious…

Blackberry is like a drug..you get addicted to it.And I am not kidding. the people at crack berry will tell you better.

The ability to read e-mail that is received in real time, anywhere, has made the BlackBerry devices infamously addictive, earning them the nickname “CrackBerry“, a reference to the freebase form of cocaine known as crack, which is also highly addictive

And really it is.

There is  chat program called the Blackberry Messenger, This little tool lets you communicate to anyone in the world if he/she has a Blackberry cellphone, for free! How handy is that!!

You really need to use this  to experience the addiction.

Anyone who owns a Blackberry will never move to any other phone. He just cannot. Every other phone will feel mundane to him.

Will he move to an Iphone?

You got to be kidding me!

No way.

And O there is an App Store too.

My love my heart, My preccccccious!!!!

Due to all this above reasons, I am calling it Precious….My precious!

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10 years of Kargil war

It’s the 10 anniversary of the Kargil war.

Let’s start by why this war was exactly held

What was Pakistan’s interest in Siachen?
Before we can answer this we need to go to Siachen.

What is Siachen?

The Siachen Glacier is located in the eastern Karakoram Range in the Himalaya Mountains at about  35°30N 77°00E / 35.5°N 77.0°E / 35.5; 77.0, just east of the Line of Control between India-Pakistan. India controls all of the Siachen Glacier itself, including all tributary glaciers.

So what is the big deal?
To answer this question we need to ask what is  the Karakoram Highway

What is the  Karakoram Highway?
The Karakoram Highway (KKH)is the highest paved international road in the world. It connects China and Pakistan across the Karakoram mountain range, through the Khunjerab Pass, at an altitude of 4,693 m/15,397 ft. as confirmed by both SRTM and multiple GPS readings. It connects China’s Xinjiang region with Pakistan’s Northern Areas.

Karakoram Highway

Karakoram Highway

Click to enlarge the pic and see how strategically Siachen is placed to counter the entire highway

Now we come back to the question

What was Pakistan’s interest in Siachen?
India is strategically placed its army in Siachen which overlooks the Karakoram high way. Sitting at this position the Indians can target the entire high way and its traffic at will and at ease.
This is again important because every time India has a conflict with Pakistan …the first move made by Indians is a navel blockade. India stations an aircraft carrier outside Karachi port acting as a deterrent to all the merchant ships trying to enter Pakistan.
With no oil in Pakistan they surrender within a week or two.

But why do we want to target this highway?

This is the oil age ..Anyone who controls oil is the king. The first and the foremost ingredient needed to start and sustain a war is oil.
Pakistan can only last for week or two if it does not get additional supplies of oil from the world. So in case of a war an Indian battle ship is placed in the Arabian Sea to push back all the oil tankers coming into Karachi or Gwader.

Please read  of  a past naval blockade of Pakistan.Google  Operation Talwar

Now china can supply oil (Theoretically) arms and ammunition from this route. So it is important for us to cover this point too.

Okay cool I got the point lets go ahead.

Just to give you a sense of time the Siachen conflict started in 1984 and the

Karakoram highway was built in 1986.
Now Pakistan will never feel safe with Indians watching them from the top of a mountain

A picture will give you a better understanding.

So what was the Pakistani plan?
One must appreciate the planning of the Pakistani’s..I do …they had a brilliant plan.

In winters there was an unsaid understanding that both of them(India and Pakistan) empty their camps and go back to their bases as it would get too cold for them
to hold ground. This was done for the past 20-30 years. India had nothing to suspect anything un usual and more over the India was making good progress with Pakistan in terms of PR with Vajpayee going to Pakistan and India Pakistan bus and stuff like that.
Pakistanis took advantage of this and occupied Indian posts in winter itself. They were well supplied and they had stayed there for over a couple of months and had managed to get some heavy military equipment  and were well equipped…better equipped than the Indian Army

a. Modernizing the Services. The war in Kargil has effectively highlighted that besides bravery and raw courage our officers and jawans need to be better equipped both in respect of arms and equipment. Imagine a rag-tag band of militants were better equipped than the fourth largest army in the world — what can be more insulting or demoralizing!

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Well it goes without saying that all this stuff was sponsored from china and it was in response to  the then Defense minister George  calling China India’s number 1 enemy.

China only wanted to reciprocate the same feeling to India but this time in a better way.

So what was Pakistan’s plan?

Pakistani’s had planed that while nawaz sherrif diverts attention of Indian politicians from the Kashmir front, the army will infiltrate the posts occupy them and make a strong hold.The Indians will not respond appropriately and will go crying to US.US will announce a seize fire and Pakistan get hold of the strategic position and will co ordinate an attack at the siachen glacier with an attack at NH 1A.This will stop crucial equipment from reaching siachen and we will loose siachen to Pakistan and eventually the karakoram highway.

So where did it go wrong ?

1.The Indian response.The then Indian defense minister saw this and gave the army,navy and the air force  a free hand to do what ever they can from the Indian side of Kashmir and get the intruders out.

The army brought bofors guns to hit the enemy bunkers accurately.

The Airforce was used to target the enemy bunkers where bofors could not be used.This was the first time Laser guided bombs were used in the war.

You can see the footage of the bombs that were dropped on the bunkers of Tiger hill .

2.Indians response was so great that the Pakistani planning went wrong. More over Kargil war was also open to the media. Watch video.

Now with the support of the international community getting low Pakistanis could not get the required Cease fire from US. Instead US asked them to vacant their position and refused to get dragged into this war.

With time running short and Indians navy blocking the ports of Karachi ,nawaz sherrif had no choice but to order a withdrawal of his troops. But Musharraf was not the one who wanted to withdraw. He wanted to make it into a war rather than a battle. Nawaz in the mean while thought of blaming Musharraf  for the whole scenario as it would be more convenient for him. There was a falling out between them and it is at this moment that Nawaz Sherrif ordered the killing  of Musharaff.

Musharraf survived the assassination and took over Pakistan in a Military coup.

So all in all ..The plan was great execution was nice but the sustainability was bad.

It’s been 10 years what has been the change now?

Well the Indian posts are manned for 24 hours a day and 365 days a week ,they have gone high tech and they are never left. Hot water, TV, Free telephone fridge ,heater, cooker.

Each and every bunker is self sustained with enough ration to last a year.helicopters are kept at disposal

The Indian army provides each jawan with some of the best winter clothing available in the world, snow boots and anti-glare goggles. Pucca barracks have been built and are heated using a kerosene “sikri” that has an exhaust system. The toilets are also heated using the same technique. Dehydrated food is available at all posts during winter. The power supply through generators is regulated to conserve fuel.

The best part for the jawans is that they can talk to their wives, children and parents on a daily basis. At places where the BSNL network is not available, satellite phones have been provided. Each post has a TV and DTH connection. The leader of the group regulates television viewing.

A doctor is attached with each unit, while each post has a jawan who has been trained in nursing. There is also the facility to land a chopper to evacuate anyone who is not feeling well.

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“The newly-built defences are fully covered from both sides with two thick parallel-running stone walls, thick overhead protection which can bear any kind of fire from the enemy,” the officer said.

The idea for building these new defences came up after the army realised that the stone walls at posts facing the enemy directly and at close distances were not effective in providing shelter against shells fired in the ‘air-burst’ mode as the splinters were causing damage to the troops.

“Now even artillery shells fired in the air-burst mode would prove to be ineffective as our soldiers would be fully covered from all sides,” the officer said.

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Now with all this in place there can be no chance of another mis adventure from Pakistan at least on this front.
Watch this video of how Pakistani army surrendered and accepts in soldiers bodies

And almost then entire Indo Pak   border has been fenced with thermal imagery installed to monitor the movement of people both above and below ground and hence forth  you do not see any more militant activities in Srinagar and Kashmir.

Watch the video of the national anthem at Siachen

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