Monthly Archive for September, 2009

Sign kar mere bhai

The has to be one the the best scenes in the bollywood industry

I wonder how the screen play write thought of this

The movie is Deewar

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Sameer dev’s haridwar trip

Sameer and me were on a trip to Haridwar on a bike along with six of his friends …some where around 2/3rd the way, I was happily singing the song

“Dharti sunehri amber neelaaaaaa

O, dharti sunehri amber neelaaaaaa

Har mausam hai rangela

Aisa deh hai mera”

“Veer Zara Track”

The scenery was good. The sun was rising and the wheat crop were looking like fields of gold…this just gave me a feeling of being a king.

The sceneary was som what like this

The scenery was some what like this.

Sameer Dev..,,,,,,that ass hole was riding the bike, we were at a good speed of 80 kmph….far away I could see a truck coming…my favorite friend here, fell asleep….yes, he fell asleep riding the bike….I ,fortunately was awake……………..I didn’t know that he was asleep…….,I turned and looked at the field again …admiring the good mother earth which was spewing out gold and getting back to my song.

“O  Dharti sunehri amber neelaaaaaa

O, dharti sunehri amber neelaaaaaa”

I turned my head on the road again I could not believe my eyes, the truck was at a smelling distance from the front end of the bike….

WE would have become late Tejaswy and Late Sameer dev if it wasnt for me.

We would have become Late Tejaswy and Late Sameer Dev if it wasn't for me.

I will just pen down the thoughts that came to my mind

“What the fuck…….”

“What is Sameer doing?”

“Why is he doing this?”

“What wrong have I ever done to him?”

“Is he planning to jump over the truck?”

“Has he seen some Telugu move, like this one, where Chiranjeevi skids his  HORSE (yes horse) below the truck ?

Or even worse,

“Has he seen this BalaKrishna Movie  where he stops a moving train and makes it move back.?”

I am a Mithun fan, but let us differentiate between Reel life and Life under the truck

I mean the first one (Horsey one)  on a bike is still do able….but this one (BalaKrishna train stunt) is impossible to replicate….I don’t want to take chance with Sameer saying

“As god as my witness, If I am drunk let this truck move backwards”

Yes dude you are drunk, I don’t know about God but I am a witness, but I am pretty sure Newton will be pissed if God breaks all of his  laws of Physics,

Laws of Motion, Laws of Inertia,  Laws of Gravity (Some thing of this nature )

“Is he even awake??”

I some how gathered my wits and caught Sameer by his neck and shouted “SAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER”

That bastard had fallen asleep, his head was down and he was dozing off, by my violent shake and shout, he got up, saw the truck and thankfully to his reflexes (read as GOD at work) he turned the bike in the nick of the moment and we escaped death by a hair line…..

Well that’s not the end of it….he gathered his senses raised his left hand in an expression to say sorry…..

“What the fuck……Sameer have you lost it…….How can you fall asleep while driving a bike, And to add insult to injury you are saying sorry????????”

Hero Honda CBZ. Take your stride with you when you die

Hero Honda CBZ. "Take your stride with you when you die"

There was nothing I could say or tell him …….

Well that was the last time I sang that song riding on Sameer bike………

And that’s not it….Sameer was leading all the way while driving the bike…we are a a pack of 4….they had a hard time catching up with us…because they were safe drivers..unlike Sameer Dev here.

The rest of his friends were just following him,they account that we have had at least 6 near death misses.Well,I certainly do not remember any one expect this one, and as Sameer says”Takes everything in his stride……Sameer”

It was the morning after my bday.It could have become the day I died. (Yes, Wouldn’t that be nice)

I am just plain lucky to have a friend like Sameer………..With friends like him and Sandy (wait till I write a post about him ) ….I just don’t need enemies

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The Nine Unknown Men – Tablot Mundy Ebook

A little bit about the Nine Unknown Men

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The Nine Unknown Men are a two millennia-old secret society founded by the Indian Emperor Asoka 273 BC
Emperor Asoka once aware of the horrors of war, wished to forbid men ever to put their intelligence to evil uses.
the Nine Unknown Men.

Each of the Nine is supposedly responsible for guarding and improving a single book. These books each deal with a different branch of potentially hazardous knowledge. The books are said to cover the following subjects:

  1. Propaganda and Psychological warfare.
  2. Physiology, including instructions on how to perform the “touch of death.” One account has Judo being a product of material leaked from this book.
  3. Biology, Microbiology, and, according to more recent speculation, Biotechnology. In some versions of the myth, the waters of the Ganges are purified with special microbes designed by the Nine and released into the river at a secret base in the Himalayas. Multitudes of pilgrims, suffering from the most appalling diseases, bathe in them without harming the healthy ones. The sacred waters purify everything. Their strange properties have been attributed to the fact that they contain bacteriophages. But why should these not be formed in the Bramaputra, the Amazon or the Seine?
  4. Alchemy, including the transmutation of metals. In India, there is a persistent rumor that during times of drought or other natural disasters temples and religious organizations receive large quantities of gold from an unknown source. The mystery is further deepened with the fact that the sheer quantity of gold throughout the country in temples and with kings cannot be properly accounted for, seeing that India has few gold mines.
  5. Communication, including communication with extraterrestrials.
  6. Gravitation (the Vaimanika ?astra), instructions necessary to build a vimana, sometimes referred to as the “ancient UFOs of India.”
  7. Cosmology, the capacity to travel at enormous speeds through spacetime fabric, and time-travel; including intra- and inter-universal trips.
  8. Light, the capacity to increase and decrease the speed of light, to use it as a weapon by concentrating it in a certain direction etc.
  9. Sociology, including rules concerning the evolution of societies and how to predict their downfall.

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The Nine Unknown Men – Tablot Mundy Ebook

This extremely hard to find book was scanned to be preserved and to be read for the coming generations

The Nine Unknown Men

The format is a bit bad here and there so please bear with me..Hardly 5 pages out of 350 pages have a bad formatting..you can live with that…can’t you?

The Original scans are uploaded here. I must warn you that the files are over 250 mb.

They have been broken into smaller parts by file splitter,So if you want to get the original scans..download all the files and use file splitter provided to join them.Its included in the directory.

Also included is a word file…So if you are feeling generous enough then correct the formatting and send it back to me

Some screen shots  for skeptics who do not believe this to be true

The Front Cover
The Front Cover
The Front page
The Front page
The Copyright sign
The Copyright sign
The Contents
The Contents

:D

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Indian Airforce Badges

For all those air force crazy guys out there I have  compiled a series of badges of air crafts.

Hope you like them

Garud-PatchGarud-Title

Suknoi 30 Badge

Sukhoi 30 Badge

Sukhoi 30 mki (made for INDIA)

Sukhoi 30 mki (made for INDIA)

Mig 29

Mig 29

AWACS

AWACS

The badge for participating at redflag

The badge for participating at Redflag

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Alice in Wonderland

In a recent conversation with my friend Raj I discovered the joy i had forgotten in reading.

I have decided to make good use of the Library at UWA and read the books which i wanted to read but was too lazy to read and  hoped that some movie producer would make a movie out of it. Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, East is east, etc

I am starting with the age old all time classic “Alice in Wonderland”. I am uploading a Ebook for you and for my reference later on .

My name is Alice and I remember Everything.!

My name is Alice and I remember Everything.!

Read  here and Enjoy.

“My name is Alice and I remember everything.” – Resident Evil Apocalypse (2004)

Download the ebook here

Hey hold on seems Tim Burton beat me to it, he is making a movie out of it as it seems with Johnny Depp

Here is a trailer of the movie.

Stupid Tim Burton making a movie of all the books available, he thinks he is so smart – Homer Simpson

My Name is Alice and I kick Ass !!!!

The only reference I remember to the name Alice is this one from the movie Resident Evil. “My name is Alice and I kick ass “.

A totally different “tell me about it” character from the book “Alice in Wonderland”.

I wish Lewis Carroll was alive to see this.None the less he must be rolling in his grave.

Resident Evil (film) (2002), has several references. The main character’s name is Alice, and the journey she takes to the hive is almost symbolic of the rabbit hole. Also, the antagonist of the film is titled The Red Queen.”

And of course not to mention the king of these pop cultures all

“Who the FUCK is Alice”

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