okay my tickets have been booked for perth and i will be using the malayasian airlines.
This is simply because i did be act quickly enough to book the tickets.
SO here is the deal
I leave on Malayasian airlines on 19th evening at 2300 hours and i reach Kaula lampur at 7 am local
time.
I have to wait for another 2 hours to catch the connecting flight to perth i.e 900
I catch the plane to perth and reah perth 1600 hours.
That is the current plan
Now here is the best part
My good friend santosh p (www.santoshp.com) tells me that they serve free drinks on a international
flight ,Free beer,Free rum but no ciggrates alas.
Now that is a good news.
I get me a drunk real nice on the flight to KL and get sobered up at KL airport.
Shop at the duty free there and wait for the next flight.
After i get me on the next flight i get me drunk again and sleep as it is a good long distance.
Wake up and perth here i am ..
Go to the accomidation provided by the hostel and sleep like hell.
Some tips santosh p gave me which i want to share with you
1.If you want to get drunk like hell (Capt.Jack sparrow type) go for rum
2.If normal drunkedness (O! hazoor tera tera tera suroooooooooooor! type) go for beer,he tells me that
they have a good variety of beer and that too free
3.Try to nice to the airhostess,It is up to their discreation to give you more beer or not.
4.Try to sit next to the bathroom or the next to the airhostess.As it some times happen air hostess sit
in the last vacant seats and you can talk to them ..exchange phone numbers emails and hook up later on
(wishful thinking for me) but any way if you have a urinary bladder as big as a peanut you might want
the toilet to be near so that you don’t have to walk too far to pee and you cause the least amount of
inconvience to the fellow passeanger.take the last seat next to the asile.More over you can look at
the passenger coming to pee… ( you pathetic bastard!! )
5. If you are nice to the Airhostess they might even had you over free beers cans when you leave the flight.Be very nice to them.You can drink thise free beers when you are waiting for the connecting flights
6.Duty free Duty free.
Buy Rum at the duty free shops atthe airport.
I plan to buy me rum at the duty free shop in perth.I buy me my ciggs at IGI duty freeshop.Classic Regular.
FYI you can smuggle 240 ciggs and 2.2 litrs of alchol legally.
So Wish me luck dudes
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