People

People

After seeing almost all the major places in India and having spent almost 6 years of my life outside my home in a boyish environment I have come to the following conclusions

People do not change, the places change, the languages change, landscapes change, but people don’t.

I will speak more on that

In a group of friends you will always find some one who is

1. A emotional fool

2. A Traitor (Puts himself before every one)

3. Too witty

4. A Geek

5. A Screw up (Screwed from all sides)

6. A Miser (A leach to be precise)

7. Ever hungry (Always hungry no matter what)

8. A Hunk (all the girls go ga ga over)

9. A “know it all”

10. A Tanker

11. A dare devil

Know matter where you go …the gay factor follows you around; there will always be some one who knows a person who is gay.

Nothing really changes, May the proportion, but believe you me; you can always find some one you can relate to. This is a good thing as it will help you in dealing the person better. If you are willing to learn you can use these experiences to make new friends easily, as you know what that type of person likes and dislikes

But then life will always throw some thing new at you, so be prepared, my best advice to you when you move to a new place is to

à Be mum and listen to other people gossip. In this way you can have an action plan while dealing with him/her.

à Offer a cigarette, this helps to break the ice

à Host a daru party ASAP; this is the biggest ice breaker

As soon as you are done doing the above you will come to know what kind of friends you exactly want and the ones you want to avoid (you really would want to avoid those gay people, don’t you ?)

A few quotes of wisdom

“A man is know by the friends he keeps”

“Tell me who your friend is and I will tell who you are”

“Relatives you cannot chose, but friends you can, so choose wisely”

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